Offseason Bios: Sir Jardarrelle Patterstokes

Team: Sir Jardarrelle Patterstokes
Owner: John Anderson
2012 Finish: 10-3-0, 1st place overall
Budget as of 1/1/13: $36.00
Draft Pick Situation: 2013:3 extra RD1 and 1 extra RD3, 2014: all intact

Contract Years Committed to 2013 (filled to reflect a full starting lineup of players): 39


RFA-eligible Players (likely to be retained in red):
Jonathan Dwyer, Knowshon Moreno, Lance Moore, Sidney Rice, Brandon Graham, Will Smith, Jarrelle Freeman, Chris Harris, NYG Off

Projected 2013 Starting Lineup:*

QB: Tony Romo
RB: Arian Foster
RB: Trent Richardson
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: Percy Harvin
FLEX: Aaron Hernandez
TE: Rob Gronkowski
PK: Blair Walsh
PN:  X
DE/DT1:Chandler Jones
DE/DT2:Robert Quinn
DE/DT3: Terrel Suggs
DE/DT4:  X
LB1: Justin Houston
LB2: Jerod Mayo
LB3:  X
CB1:  Cortland Finnegan
CB2:  X
S1: Eric Berry
S2: Eric Weddle
OFF:  X

TS:
Russell Wilson
Ryan Broyles
Alshon Jeffery
Marvin Jones
Zach Brown

*No RFAs are used to make this lineup.

Weaknesses:
None, and I hate you.  QB maybe?

Likely Off Season Targets:
Definitely looking at unloading a TE but not at a discount as Gronk has had his fair share of injury woes.  Maybe trading for some cash?

Hypothetical Trades:
Aaron Hernandez for CJ Spiller - happened.

2013 Outlook:
Well damnit.  John won the 2012 title and looks just as strong heading into 2013.  With the out-of-nowhere Russell Wilson explosion and a (relatively) cheap pickup of Aaron Hernandez, Kommissar Anderson has elite talent at all positions and extra assets to trade.  This is abbreviated, but not by much.  There's no reason to expect less than 10 wins again in 2013, and it will take--dare I say it?--a hero to keep another title free from his clutches.